(All In fun. Well for the most part!)
Top Ten Rude Questions About My Pregnancy And The Answers I Really Want To Give!
10) Did you use invitro? Really its none of your business, but no. My husband and I feel like that is not for us.
9) How'd that happen? I swallowed a watermelon seed! What do you think?
8) Did you want to be pregnant? A ... if I didn't, why would I tell anyone and have my child to find out years later and think they weren't wanted?
7) When did you conceive? Huh? Like why would you want to know?
6) I thought you said that you couldn't have a baby! Well yeah, that's why they call miracles miracles.
5) How'd your families take the news? Who cares? We are in our late 30's and are grown ups. Been married 15 yrs. Hope their happy, but can live if they're not! Why is that even a consideration?
4) You just keep getting bigger and bigger don't you? Yes, and so does your mouth!
3) Why are you so nervous about loosing the baby? Women have miscarriages all the time.
How dare you! I am nervous because I am diabetic and old. I can't imagine any woman not suffering over any miscarriage and I do not have 15 more years to wait.
2) Why don't you name the baby after so and so?
Why don't you have a baby and name it after them.
1) Are you sure its a boy? I think you're having a girl! You need a girl.
Yes, after about 5 ultrasounds I know he is most definitely a boy. (If not something is really wrong.) As far as needing a girl, all I need is what the good Lord gives me.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Rude Questions About My Pregnancy And The Answers I Really Want To Give ...
Posted by Netty at 12:42 PM
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Did you seriously get asked those questions? lol People can be so retarded! =]
David says, "Go Annette; I love your sense of humor." I was reading these out loud to him while we were getting ready for church tonight, and we were laughing so hard. Thanks for the entertainment. You go, girl!!!
PGS --- Yep! And then some, but I don't dare publish the rest!
Don-Don --- Made you laugh 2x in one week, I must be doing good. :0)
wow. Those are rude. and FTR I think you look great :)
All I can say is "Wow"!
Those are rude.
Have you had a man...from church...UNINVITED OF COURSE...suddenly touch your belly and talk to the baby yet?
Kasey -- Thanks!
TW -- No one from our church. What weirds me out is when a man I barely know (Not from our church.) tells me I should name the baby after him. Can you imagine the rumors if I did that?????
All in all this post was in fun, but it did help to vent a little. LOL!
Loved it. Life is full of those "shaking your head" kind of comments and actions.
When people asked us if we knew what causes "that"... I always said SURE! Meatloaf! :D
I LOVE IT!!! I can relate with the stupid questions! We just found out #10 is on the way and my favorite question is, "Don't you know what causes that!" I would like to say, "yes, do you?" Someone asked my daughter this week, with a disgusted tone, "how many is she gonna have?" My daughter responded, "as far as we know, one. It's too soon to know if it's more than that." The girl's response was "I mean, how many all together?" She said, "I don't know, how many do you think she should have?" The girl stuttered and stammered and didn't know how to respond! It was GREAT!
That is so funny! Congratulations on 10!
I always wanted lots of children.
HAHA Funny! Gear up though because even more inappropriate comments come after the baby is born. My favorite was "Heather, you are so much better of a mom than I thought you were going to be!" And I got that from more than one person. EEK!
Heather wow!
You reminded me, I left out one,
"Do you think you and Bro. Bobby can get use to having a child after all these years?"
No, whatever will we do?
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